Wah piang!!!
It went up again, this time round to $1.01. Really Kanina!!
"Uncle, really susa leh. 3 days 2 nights, suka suka increase the diesel prices.
your company (Sierra Papa Charlie) really think that we the commoners really got a lot of money to burn is it? If this goes on, nin bay chim ah si bo lui liao leh. (I really will have no money already) Chak Lo Ti liao. (eat bread already) "
"Bo Pian lah, Brother. Cheng hoo i k gay (gahment want to up the price), also bopian mah. You bay siong also bo pian. Your Van can drink water meh? Lan lan lah.....
Eh! Re ah par u mai? Mai par siam zhi be. Ow bay chin jui lang hor. "
( you want to pump or not? if not, go one side. Behind a lot of people waiting)
Okay lor, what to do?
Pump diesel lor. The wallet is unwilling, but hey, can't feed my Kangoo Van with H20 right?
Wah KAuz!!!! Really hor, Knn.......
Coffee Shop Statistics have shown that petrol has increased in price within a short period of 1 year by more than 50% and diesel by 100%. You go and ask any ah pek in coffeeshop, and you know its the true. But they all say must diam diam, cannot speak too loud, cos wait hor, the ISA buggies are around you, they might overhear you complain and then they secretly ask Horsing Board Deepvelupment to seize back the flat that they are renting to you for 99 years (but which you naively think you owned).
Klasstoot leaders will then tell you, market forces of demand and supply at work leh.... so got to live with it for a while, cos CaR-SHIT-NO will be coming to provide you jobs so next time, you will have money to pay for today's high petrol prices. Ah!!! Sounds logical leh!!!! But hey WAh KAuz!!!! Cheng Hoo pulling a fast one again. CaR-SHIT-NO is 5 years down the Road leh.... Nearly kana conned. WAh KAuz!!!!
Then hor, pump attendant (Mal people) come over and ya ya to me.
"Come to my land lah, across a small bridge. Cheap Cheap Diesel and Petrol. "
"How much?"
"Sama Sama Sini" (same like here)
"Then no difference mah!!! Anda, dun waste my time leh."
"Kawan, Lingit.....lah, Tak Stinkapor dollar. Sama figure, tapi different currency lah"
( Friend, Lingit lah, not Stinkapor dollar. Same in dollar value, but different in currency lah)
"Wah Kauz!!!!! 1 Stinkapor dollar = $2.30 Lingit..... Half price......
Our Gahment import Diesel and petrol from Mars issit? So expensive!!!!
WAh Kauz!!! here more expensive than Mal by 1 times."
"Kawan Shoo. Quiet. ISA people around here hor. Dun suka suka cow bay cow bu. You see that transvestite standing at the corner of this petrol station. Could be ISA guy in disguise... better be careful. Mah hai si wa leh!!! Even that dog peeing by the corner, you must be careful"
So grumbling, I went into the petrol station to pay my dues to the Overlord.
"Aunty, how much?"
"Sir, would you want to try some of these new bread?"
"Aunty, your company suck so much money, you think I got extra money to anyhow buy things promoted by your active selling tactics? got discount machiam like no discount"
"Sir, next time, bo lui mai o lang buy car." (Sir, next time, no money, dun follow people buy car)
WAh Kauzz!!!!
